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Corny Mom Riddles
Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?
A: Don’t be knotty.
Q: What did the mother spider say to her baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
Q: Why did the monster’s mom knit him three socks?
A: Because he grew another foot.
Q: What do you call a mother who can’t draw?
A: Tracy.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because their kids have to play inside.
Q: How do mathematician mothers scold their children?
A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”
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