On the Lighter Side (May 2020)

[102 words] Corny Mom RiddlesQ: What did the mother rope say to her child?A: Don’t be knotty. Q: What did the mother spider say to her baby spider?A: You spend too much time on the web. Q: Why did the monster’s mom knit him three socks?A: Because he grew another foot. Q: What do you call a mother who can’t draw?A: Tracy. Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?A: Because their kids have to play inside. Q: How do mathematician mothers scold their children?A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”…