Things Are Tough All Over
My wife and I went out for a leisurely drive to see the autumn leaves, when we noticed that one of the tires seemed to be getting low…
She was a bit taken aback when I asked her for some change and asked, “Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!”
I looked at her and winked, “Inflation.”
Unfortunate Names
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.”
Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
Q: What do you call a pepper in late autumn?
A: A little chili
Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it’s because of nostalgia?
They’re trying to get back to their roots.
Q: What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?
A: An Autumn mobile
Q: What is the best way to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: By using a pumpkin patch!