On the Lighter Side (December 2020)

We Need a Riddle Christmas Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?A: Subordinate clauses. Q: Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?A: Because he has private elf care! Q: What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?A: Elfis. Q: What do you call a broke Santa?A: Saint Nickel-less Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! Q: Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?A: Because they’re shell-fish. Q: What do you call it when reindeer take a break?A: Santa Pause. Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?A: He got 12 months….