On the Lighter Side (February 2021)

My Punny Valentine Q: What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?A: I wuv you watts and watts! Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?A: Hogs and kisses. Q: Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?A: They are very scent-imental creatures. Q: What did the painter say to her sweetheart?A: I love you with all my art. Q: What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?A: Sherwood like to be your valentine. Q: Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?A: A calendar. — Further SillinessI took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.But if anything, it made him more sluggish. — A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, “They’re right behind you!” — A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police…