Summer Riddles
Q: What do cats like to eat in the summer?
A: Mice Cream Cones!
Q: What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade?
A: A sour puss!
Q: What do frogs eat in the summer?
A: Hopsicles!
Q: Why can’t you play hide and seek with mountains?
A: Because their always peeking
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baaa-hamas.
Q: And where do sharks go on vacation?
A: Finland!
Q: What part of the fish weighs the most?
A: The scales.
Q: What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
A: Bagels.
Q: Why don’t oysters like to share their pearls?
A: Because they are shellfish.
Q: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A: It goes through a jarring experience.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
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