On the Lighter Side (October 2021)

Let’s Get CookingA new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping. This morning, my wife said she wanted me to help fix Thanksgiving dinner. I said, “Why? Is it broken?” Q: How do you win an argument with your family at Thanksgiving this year?A: Hit the “End Meeting” button. Q: What does a disappointed mother turkey tell her kids?A: “If your father could see you now, he’d be rolling over in his gravy!” Something’s in the AirMy wife and I went out for a leisurely drive to see the autumn leaves, when we noticed that one of the tires seemed to be getting low…She was a bit taken aback when I asked her for some change and asked, “Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!”I looked…