On the Lighter Side (December 2021)

[145 words] New Year’s Laughers Q: What is a New Year’s resolution?A: Something that goes in one year and out the other. Q: What was Dr. Frankenstein’s new year’s resolution?A: To make new friends.  Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for New Year’s. Middle age is when you’re forced to. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Overheard:“I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.” “At the beginning of this year I made a New Year’s resolution to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 more to go!” “If you make a New Year’s resolution to eat a healthy diet, and you keep it, you won’t actually live longer, but it will seem longer.” – Greg Tamblyn…