On the Lighter Side (May 2013)

As a man is walking down the street with his friend, he says, “Look at me. I’m a walking economy.” His friend replies, “And just how do you figure that?” “Well, my hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me in deep depression. • • • • A man went to work one day with both his ears bandaged. His boss asked what happened and he replied, “I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone.” “Well,” said the boss, “that explains one ear, but what about the other one?'” “They called back.” • • • • Mama: “I want our Billy to be a philanthropist when he grows up.” Papa: “Why on earth would you want him to be that?” Mama: “All the philanthropists you read about…