On the Lighter Side (April 2022)

So is a person who takes care of hens a chicken tender? — Bill’s barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company. She told the agent, “We had that barn insured for $50,000, and I want my money.”  The agent replied, “Hold on just a minute, Polly. Insurance doesn’t work quite like that. W e will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new barn of comparable worth.”There was a long pause before Polly replied, “Then I’d like to cancel the policy on my husband.” — On the first day of school, about midmorning, the kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.”  — A little voice from the back of the room asked, “How will that help?”  — Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas…