On the Lighter Side (May 2022)

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. — Once there was a man who went to an exotic country and came across a stall selling handmade handheld fans. He asked for the prettiest and longest-lasting one and the owner charged him a whopping $1,000! After using it the first time, it broke so he took it back for a refund. The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do. Then the owner said, “Ah! No wonder! You have been using the fan wrong. This is the way to use it.” Then, he held the fan and frantically moved his head left and right. — An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he…