On the Lighter Side (November 2022)

Fall Groaners Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? A: Plymouth Rock. Q: Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match? A: He let his gourd down. Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be most famous for? A: Their age. Q: Why do birds fly south for the fall? A: Because it’s quicker than walking. — I Want a Worm to Eat A young mother tried in vain to get her spoiled son to eat his meal. As he repeatedly refused to eat what she had prepared, she asked him what he would like to eat. Trying to be as difficult as he could, the boy replied, “I want a worm to eat!” The mother had read in her psychology book that children should be given just what they want, so she instructed the father to go to the garden and find a…