On the Lighter Side (March 2023)

Lesson Learned! A businessman was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Two days later–same ticket, same cop. “So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?” “Yes, I have,” said the man. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.” — “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.” – Theodore Roosevelt — Free food in the break room is like oxygen masks on an airplane. You get yours first, then you inform others. — A husband and wife experienced several problems while assembling a new computer system, so they called the help desk. The man on the phone started to talk to the husband in computer jargon, which confused them even more. “Sir,” the husband politely said, “please explain what I should do as…