On the Lighter Side (June 2023)

Signs of the Times • Plumber “We repair what your husband fixed.”• Pizza shop slogan “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”• At a tire shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.”• Door of a plastic surgeons office: “Hello, can we pick your nose?”• Sign at the psychic’s hotline “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”• At a Towing Company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”• Billboard on the side of the road: “Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.”• In a Non-smoking Area: ” If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”• On Maternity Room Door: “Push, Push, Push.”• At an Optometrists Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for you’ve come to the right place.”• On a Taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”• In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds…