On the Lighter Side (September 2023)

Perspective is Good Dear Mom and Dad, I guess you heard by now that the dorm burned. We were all in the basement smoking pot, and I guess somehow we set the dorm on fire. But no one was hurt, and we got most of our belongings out in time. Oh, and I’m getting married soon. You see, I have to, because I’m going to have a baby… you’ll meet Bob soon, he’s got a really nice Harley… Actually…I’m not pregnant, and I don’t even know anyone named Bob…and I’m not going to get married. There was no fire and I wouldn’t know what to do with pot…but I did flunk chemistry, and I just wanted you to be able to put it into perspective! — Tough Teacher A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit…