On the Lighter Side (October 2023)

A Bible school helper was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster. “No,” said another, “he’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrant.” — A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?” “Well” said the vet “lets have a look at him” So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it’s eyes. “Well” says the vet “I’m going to have to put him down” “Just because he’s cross-eyed?” says the man. “No, because he’s…