On the Lighter Side (April 2024)

A religious ‘awakening’ occurs at church when the preacher has finished his sermon. — A Sunday school teacher asked the class to draw a picture illustrating a Bible story. Little Johnny drew a picture of a big car. An old man was driving, whiskers flying in the breeze. A man and a woman was seated in the back of the car. Puzzled, the teacher asked Johnny to explain his drawing. “That’s God. He’s driving Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden.” — A college guy walked into a photography department in the college campus with a picture of his girlfriend. He wanted a duplicate of the picture. This required removing the picture from the frame. In doing this the professor noticed the inscription on the back of the photograph: “My dearest Tom, I love you with all my heart. I love you more and more each day. I…