On the Lighter Side (November 2024)

Two buddies decided to go duck hunting. Neither one of them had ever been duck hunting before, but they bought an expensive retriever dog from a local kennel. The trainer promised the dog was highly skilled and would get ducks. After several hours in the blind they still hadn’t bagged any. One hunter turned to the other and said, “I just don’t understand it, why aren’t we getting any ducks?” His friend said, “I keep telling you, I just don’t think we are throwing the dog high enough.” — You Know That You Are Getting “Marvelously Mature” When… • You try to straighten out the wrinkle in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any. • At the breakfast table you snap, crackle, and pop and you ‘re not eating cereal. • You wake up looking like your driving license picture. • It takes two tries to get up from…