On the Lighter Side (March 2015)

“We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD , iPad, and my new surround sound music system were all shut down. “Then I discovered my phone battery was flat and, to top it all off, it was raining outside so I couldn’t play golf. “I went to the kitchen to make coffee and then realized this too requires power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours. “She seems like a pretty nice person.” — I asked a friend what color his preacher’s eyes were. He said, “I don’t know. When he prays, he shuts his eyes, and when he preaches, I close mine.” — One of my students attended a lecture on sexual immorality and wrote this in his review: “The number one way to keep your child obstinate is to enroll them in sports.” Is that…