On The Lighter Side (February 2019)

[281 words] My Punny Valentine 1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it! 2. What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance? 3. How can you tell if a calendar is popular? It has a lot of dates! 4. What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me! 5. What do you call a very small valentine? A valen-tiny! 6. What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i’s on you! 7. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date! 8. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental! 9. Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! 10. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day? I…