On the Lighter Side

The minister had been invited back to dinner after coming two months prior. Immediately after giving thanks for the food, one of the children said, “Know what? That’s the first time we’ve said grace since you ate with us before! — I’ve started a new exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times. — A little boy had just finished off all the cookies in the kitchen. His mother came in and, seeing the empty cookie jar and the crumbs, said to the wee lad, “Son, who ate all the cookies?” The little boy replied, “An animal did.” “What kind of animal?” his mother asked. “The young boy was thoughtful for a moment, then he smiled: “One of Jesus’ little lambs.” — The father was standing at the edge of a cliff…