On the Lighter Side (August 2020)

[116 words] Back to SchoolMy teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.I told them, “Just you wait!” What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”Student: “A drinking problem.” Teacher: “What is the chemical formula for water?”Student: “HIJKLMNO.”Teacher: “What are you talking about?”Student: “Yesterday you said it’s H to O!” Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them….