On the Lighter Side (July 2021)

[168 words] Back to School FunniesWhat kind of school do you go to if you’re……an ice cream man? Sundae school.…a giant? High school.…a surfer? Boarding school.…King Arthur? Knight school. Mom: What did you do at school today?Mark: We did a guessing game.Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.Mark: That’s right! Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday! Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?Johnny: In jail! Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom. Teacher: Brett, your essay on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your sister’s. Did you copy her? Brett: No…