On the Lighter Side (March 2024)

Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. “Fine,” said the pleased mother. “If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you.” “Oh, I didn’t ask Him to help me not misbehave,” said Johnny. “I asked Him to help you put up with me.” — TOP SIX SIGNS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER 1. You and your teeth don’t sleep together. 2. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and find you aren’t wearing any. 3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you ‘re not eating cereal. 4. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don’t even remember being on top of it. 5. When you’re on vacation and your energy runs out before your…