There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this joke.)
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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
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I’ve been trying to start a sarcasm club, but it’s really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not.
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My wife accused me the other day of being too immature. I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort.
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I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He told me they all look that way and I should have left it in the garden.
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Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
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Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other man yells, “You are on the other side of the river!”
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I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.