On the Lighter Side (February 2024)

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this joke.) — Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere. — Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.) — Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie. — I’ve been trying to start a sarcasm club, but it’s really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not. — My wife accused me the other day of being too immature. I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort. — I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He told me they all look that way and I should have left it in the garden….